Drunk squirrel gets locked in a pub!

 

At first sight it looked like the club had been broken into and trashed.

Beer was overflowing from the trays and onto the floor, which was also strewn with money, napkins and straws. Glasses and liqour bottles were knocked off their shelves of Honeybourne Railway Club in the town of Evesham in Worcestershire, England.

“At first I thought we’d been burgled but I realised it was all still locked up and that’s when we saw the squirrel,” club branch secretary Sam Boulter told Worcester News.

“I’d never seen anything like it before, he had ran around the shelves and across the bar.

“There were bottles scattered around, money scattered around and he had obviously run across the bar’s pumps and managed to turn on the Caffrey’s and also managed to ruin some barrels too.

“He must have flung himself on the handle.

 

Man rides horse into Tesco supermarket

Reddit user captures image of man in County Galway riding a big white horse in a Tesco supermarket!?

A man in Ireland has been snapped riding a horse inside a Tesco supermarket.

The bizarre incident took place in Ballinasloe, a town in County Gallway.

The image of the man, astride a brown and white cart horse, was posted on Reddit on Tuesday by user PeterTheOstrich.

The picture shows the horse trotting towards the doors of the store, as if it is about the leave the supermarket. Nearby shoppers appear unfazed.

The photograph was taken while a horse show was on in the area, which might go part of the way to explaining what exactly was going on.

A spokesperson for Tesco told the Irish Examiner: “We were expecting some visitors from the Ballinasloe Horse Fair to trot into store this week but safe to say this was an unexpected visitor.

“We can confirm that the horse and his companion didn’t stay long enough to do their weekly shop and no damage was caused.”

 

The 5 Most outrageous Haunted Houses

A meet packing plant, Asylums, and Prisons! This is the 5 most terrifying haunted houses!

1.Cutting Edge Haunted House

Housed in a 110 year old abandoned meat-packing plant in a section of Fort Worth historically known as “Hell’s Half Acre.” The attraction uses the original Old West meat-packing equipment from the plant as a two-story prop for an effect in which fake human corpses are hoisted up to the second level and “processed” through the machine with the conveyor system bringing the butchered remains back to the first level.

2. Pennhurst asylum

Housed on the grounds of an former asylum, Pennhurst now terrifies customers, who rush through the old cells filled with dirty, bloody, screaming apparitions of mad doctors and unwilling patients along a 920-foot “tunnel of fear” and among “human experiments that have gone horribly wrong.” The brave are then handed flashlights and allowed to walk around on their own through the old dormitories of the large Mayflower Building, certified by ghost finders to be thoroughly haunted.

3. The 13th gate

Celebrate your halloween or birthday by crawling around 13 different terrifying areas in this 40,000 square foot haunted house in downtown Baton Rouge. From a crematorium oven to a super scary bridge dangling over live snakes and a hearse ride through dark tunnels and hallways filled with automaton creatures and lively actors, The 13th Gate showcases a host of new and exciting ways to scare you.

4. Screamzone

The worst thing about haunted houses is you can’t fight back. But at screamZone they have a Zombie Paintball Safari, you can blast away at the undead, which is not only fun, but also good training for the upcoming zombie apocalypse. Those zombies who aren’t killed chase visitors across multiple attractions, including the House of Horror, the hunted yard and The Chamber, which is a huge, spinning tunnel.

5. Thrillvania haunted house

Start with verdun manor, where a psychopathic werewolf wait’s for you with his mutant minions. Walk the Trail of tornment, where unknown horrors await’s in the dark, or go for an unholy visit to the abandoned church of Thorn Hall. The Dallas-area Thrillvania has 4 major attractions spread over its 50 acres of ominous bayou swampland filled with haunted creatures and a few man-eating plants. Based on a 1900 manor house constructed near a large cemetery.

 

 

Some Of The Weirdest Laws In America

America is a strange country, at least acording to these hillarious laws! 

 

Alaska

Clearly Alaska used to throw some sick parties in the woods, because the state now has a law on the books that bars you from giving a moose a beer.

 

Arizona

Even though they’d love it, you can’t feed pigs garbage unless you have a special permit. One that needs to be renewed each year.

 

California

It’s illegal to eat frogs.. this might be hard for french tourists, but no problem for me.

 

Georgia

Using profane language to a person under 14 in person or by telephone is considered disorderly conduct in Georgia. But if that kid’s 15 or older, say whatever the f*** you want.

 

Indiana

It’s illegal to catch fish with your bare hands in Indiana. I think Indiana has a completely unrealistic view of my fishing skills…

 

Illinois

Taking a snooze in a cheese factory, bake shop, confectionery, or creamery is illegal under Illinois’ Sanitary Food Preparation Act. Should you want to “netflix and chill” with that Gouda in the privacy of your own home though, go right ahead.

The 15 Greatest Moments In “Hold My Beer” History

Or maybe even some inspiration for your weekend. Many thanks  to r/holdmybeer for the inspiration.

1. “I’m gonna jump it… hold my beer.”

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2. “This will be easy… hold my beer.”

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3. “Here, let me paint this last spot. Hold my beer.”

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4. “Hold my beer… I’m going down.”

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5. “The whole neighborhoods watching? Good. Hold my beer.”

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6. “Hold my beer! I’M A WITCH!”

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7. “We gotta get out the lighter for this one. Hold my beer!”

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8. “These hedges don’t look right. Hold my beer.”

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9. “Hold my beer. I’m about to make HISTORY.”

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10. “Hold my beer. I’M THE KOOL-AID MAN!”

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11. “CHILDHOOD ISN’T OVER! HOLD MY BEER!”

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12. “Hold my beer and check out the padding on my coat!”

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13. “Mattress jousting? I’m in. Hold my beer.”

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14. “Hold my beer… I’m gonna jump.”

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15. “Check out my new swing! Now hold my beer while I give it a whirl.”

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22 Carat Gold Toilet Paper Roll is the Most Expensive shit ever!

Gold toilet paper

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If you have money to burn, why not flush it down the toilet insted? This unbelievable 22 carat gold toilet paper roll provides you with a means to         quickly waste a great deal of wealth. The Toilet Paper Man of Australia will sell you the world’s most expensive bathroom tissue for the equivalent of about 1.4 million US dollars for a single roll.It’s been made with a high weight gauge of the precious metal, contributing to your decorative washroom gilding in a major — albeit disposable — way.

How much money do you have to flush down the toilet ? The sensational and indulgent 22 carat gold toilet paper roll would have to be a one-off purchase for most filthy rich buyers. Wonder if they come in “economy” 16 packs?